Friday, December 09, 2005

Absolute Beginners

we are not!

From my work email today:

Sir/Madam, Your current position has been contemplated to the important peoples, and upon painstaking consideration, we are able to proffer to you the next opening offer. Based upon painstaking consideration you certify to collect a sizable rebate on your original property investment. By completing the next attached form in a timely manner we will be able to complete our assessment, and we feel sure you will collect not only a decreased rate of interest, but also a cash return that will realize all your holiday needs and more! Please go here to complete this part of the contract. With kindest regards, Lily Mclean

Um, Lily, ESL? ESOL? might be in order. . .

Just sayin'
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